Reasons I Am Exceedingly Happy Today
- Today is my 35th birthday.
- Tomorrow is Mallory's birthday. (She is considerably younger than I am, the bitch lucky girl.)
- Danny Gokey finally brought an end to my torment by getting voted off of Idol.
- My best friend celebrated by birthday by placing George Clooney paraphernalia around my house. He smiles at me from my fridge when I go to get a Coke Zero, you guys!
- Mallory has hilariously recapped the Daytime Emmy noms (throwing in the Gokey ouster reference for good measure!) and has me looking forward to the red carpet and ceremony live-blogging.
- As of yesterday night I am ON VACATION for the first time in two years and have nearly 10 days to spend my days soaking up the sun on a tropical beach and my nights catching up on blogging, the latter being something it seems I have not done since 2006. No Blackberry or work email, y'all; this is a serious vacay.
- I have not watched GH in a week. Happy birthday to me, bitches!
See you in an actual substantive post soon. Sorry to have been a derelict blogger, but I know Mallory has been keeping you entertained. Much like Sephora and Starbucks are, I'm so grateful to Mal.









HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECCA!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALLORY. HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY AND PLENTY OF DRINKING AND AS MANY NEKKID MEN AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY HANDLE!!!(WINK,WINK)
Posted by: niccola1 | May 15, 2009 at 06:04 PM
wow!! happy birthday to you becca!! have a wonderful birthday and enjoy your vacation!!
Posted by: steph | May 15, 2009 at 06:37 PM
Happy Birthday Becca! Enjoy the vacation!
Posted by: ande mcbeal | May 15, 2009 at 09:02 PM
Have a great happy silly lovely birthday and an ever better vacation, because it lasts longer!
Happy Birthday to you both.
Posted by: Sarah | May 15, 2009 at 11:44 PM
Happy Birthday to both of you Taurus girls!! And many , many more to come. I couldn't be without Serial Drama now because I am hooked.Please never change and be the snarky, funny bloggers you are.
Posted by: Nancy | May 16, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Happy Birthday to you both and thanks for everything you do and all the fun snarkiness!
Posted by: Bethie | May 16, 2009 at 12:29 PM
Happy B-day to you both, ladies! And congrats on the vacation, Becca!
Posted by: Kade | May 16, 2009 at 01:55 PM
Happy Birthday, Mallory!
Posted by: ande mcbeal | May 16, 2009 at 07:14 PM
Happy Birthday Becca and Mallory (young'uns).
Have fun on the vacay! :)
Posted by: V | May 17, 2009 at 01:16 AM
Aww, thanks, guys!
Posted by: Mallory | May 17, 2009 at 08:45 AM
Am I too late for the party? Happy Birthday ladies!
Posted by: Beth R. | May 17, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Thanks you guys!
Posted by: Becca | May 18, 2009 at 08:51 AM
Happy Birthdays, gals!! Mine was Saturday, too. I knew I liked you ladies for a reason :)
Posted by: Cece | May 18, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Happy Birthday, Becca! (May 15th)
Happy Birthday, Mallory! (May 16th)
Happy Birthday, to me! (May 17th)
I knew we had to be kindred spirits and our birthdays all in a row proves it!!!!
Also:
Happy Birthday, Cece! (May 16th)
Posted by: realbrenda4evr | May 18, 2009 at 12:31 PM
Happy Birthday to you, too, realbrenda4evr!
Posted by: Cece | May 18, 2009 at 02:48 PM