Pregnant in Port Charles? TAKE THE ELEVATOR.
Okay, General Hospital writers. While I really do appreciate your generosity of spirit demonstrated by your dedication to providing us an apparently unending supply of rant-inducing material, I must say this about the end of this promo that aired after yesterday's show (a show that was 92% garbage, BTW):
Your originality is groundbreaking. For real. (And hey, "funny" twist that the two women are 1) the character to whom this exact thing has already happened, and 2) the actress who was playing the character at the time. Tee hee! Wink wink nudge! You have truly earned that Emmy nod.)
My job would be so much easier if I could just copy and paste shit I did years ago while demanding a shiny new paycheck. I'm going to look into that.