All I Have Left Are My Lists
Johnny: You know that’s not true.
Claudia: No, you think that this is karma, because I’m responsible for Michael getting shot.
Johnny: I’m just saying both situations were accidents.
Claudia: No John, you’re saying this is justice, you’re saying that I’m getting what I deserve because I put the hit out on Sonny and Michael got shot instead.
Johnny: You’re putting words in my mouth.
Claudia: I don’t think I am. I’m allowed to be angry, Johnny.
Johnny: Not saying that you’re not.
Claudia: I mean, when this night started, it doesn’t matter who was behind the wheel, Sonny and I had a baby and now we don’t. Someone’s gonna pay for that.
Johnny: Michael already paid, Claudia. He paid with a year of his life because of what we did to him. Now he’s gone and turned himself into the cops for running you off –
Claudia: So what! So what! I’m supposed to feel sorry for Michael? He killed my son.
Johnny: Again, it was an accident. And if you can’t find any compassion for Michael, just know that he has been punished enough already.
Claudia: You never wanted me to have this baby to begin with.
Johnny: I never wanted you to get hurt. I never wanted you to marry a man who wasn’t going to love you genuinely. And I’m not saying that everybody’s even now, but I am saying it’s over. Your baby is gone. And now the truth about that shooting is going to come out. It’s bound to. And there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Things I Find Less Disgusting Than Claudia Zacchara:
- reality dating shows
- clear heels
- some wars
- Ed Hardy clothing
- Limo Sex
- what I had to scoop into a plastic bag in the park the day after my dog broke into the pantry and ate 14 protein bars
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