The above is an apt description of the crap masquerading as General Hospital storylines on a good day; on a bad day, the show's hastily written and poorly planned plot points (today is an alliteration kind of day) defy reason so epically that sitting through a full episode feels like a cruel punishment. This week was filled with the latter.
But we all survived (I'm assuming so; if anyone has heard of GH related fatalities, please let me know and we can take up a collection for the victim's families) and, as a reward, I present to you, the only fun thing to be associated with GH in eons: a Jumble!
Use the clues to unscramble the letters below them. Use the underlined letter from each to answer the last question. Laugh derisively when you reflect upon the fact that such word games are far too complex for the GH writing staff.
Hometown of Sonny Corinthos and Olivia Falconeri mentioned upwards of 78 times per week. Repeated mentions of said hometown are intended to be shorthand for the great connection these two characters have to one another (so great, in fact, that they would cast aside their fiancée and hot boy, respectively, in order to make eyes at one another. And the eyes are predatory and uncomfortable, respectively), since the writers cannot actually be involved to build this connection into a story organically.