Even The Tanner Children Faced Harsher Consequences!
Really, Carly and Alexis?
Michael: That I'm sorry, for everything. All the reckless driving, the attitude, the lies, and then taking Kristina and running off with her. The list goes on, you know, but I haven't made one right decision since I woke up, and I'm gonna try and do better.
Carly: Well, that's all any of us can ask, you know.
"[Trying] and [doing] better" is all anybody can ask? Doing better than what? Because if all you're asking is that he behave better than he did before the car accident, that's not setting the bar very high at all, as I believe prison inmates are routinely better behaved than Michael was before his jaunt to Mexico.
Alexis: Listen to me. There's gonna be an important lesson that we're all gonna learn here, all right? And we're gonna take that information and we're gonna incorporate it into our future decisions. Is that understood? I want you to promise me something from now on.That when you get this upset and when things feel too big for you to handle that you will come to me, do you understand?
I guess I missed the "The part of Alexis Davis will now be played by Bob Saget as Danny Tanner" voiceover at the start of the episode...
Carly: You're not broken or pathetic. And not that I condone you and Kristina running off to Mexico, but...It does prove how resourceful and capable you are.
Michael: Well, I get that from my mother.
Carly: I'm proud of you. And I love you very much.
Your children maybe run their stepmother off the road and then run away to a posh Mexican resort, and when the local hitman/hero brings them back, your only reaction is to plagiarize a speech given at the end of an episode of Blossom? What the what?!