The Day's Dumbest Dialogue (aka My Dog Is Smarter Than This Show)
Now, granted, my dog is exceptionally gifted, but I do think it's a problem if even a very bright Labrador is routinely sharper than your [inexplicably] critically acclaimed, "Best Writing in Daytime and No That Wasn't a Vote Tabulation Error, We Double-Checked Because SERIOUSLY," daytime drama.I had to watch about two weeks' worth of GH episodes while doing chores today. [Insert obvious joke about the real chore being watching this show.] So I thought perhaps I had misheard when, in the midst of sorting through paystubs from 2003 (oh, filing system, you are so cute sitting empty in my drawer), I heard Claudia say something so stupid that surely I must have mis-heard. So I rewound, but nope, she actually did say:
Claudia to Sonny: Maybe you could take me somewhere. Show me off a little bit. We are in Puerto Rico – the city of excitement and fun, lights.
Ah yes, Puerto Rico, City of Lights. I think I heard that on travel commercial once! It's like how France is the City of Caribbean Sea Views and Chicago is the Windy Country.