I'm Pretty Sure (A)I Hallucinated This and (B) It was the Greatest Hallucination Ever
FRANCO SHOOTING THE CELL PHONE
AND SETTING OUT SNACKS
AND LIGHTING A CANDLE
AND THEN THE DUMMY
I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
Franco: It took you long enough. Welcome. Sorry, i don't mean to be rude, but you're a little slow picking up the hints. Or are you just playing hard to get? It's too much. Ugh, i knew it. Don't want to send the wrong message. Franco. Just Franco. Like Madonna. It's a pleasure and a privilege, Mr. Morgan. Can I call you Jason?
Obviously, the show needs to be canceled immediately. I'm just not sure if the cancellation would be in response to embarrassment over broadcasting a terrible, bizarre moment of sheer what-the-fuckery or the network realizing that, no matter what they do, they will never again come up with something so completely amazing.