I'm not sure what is with the most recent crop of bananas, but they have been featuring lots of religious icons on them. First there was Banana Jesus, and then today, the banana I had with my breakfast had two large dots on it. But not just any dots: if you have an overactive imagination and spend far too many hours a day thinking about General Hospital, those large dots looked uncannily similar to the cold and emotionless eyes of the most holy of hitmen, Jason Morgan. If I were faster on my feet, I'd have sold it on ebay to a huge Jason fan, but I ate it. Sacrilicious!
In case we'd all forgotten that Jason is the most awesome person to ever exist and do awesome things in an awesome manner, today's episode of GH was a nice refresher course in Jason 101, courtesy of guest lecturer Robin Scorpio!
Here are just three of her lines today.
Robin: He made me want to live. Jason was so patient, and kind and just incredibly supportive. He saved my life, actually.
Robin: Sometimes it's easy to forget how much I owe Jason.
Robin: You know Jason holds a special place in my heart. And hey, if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be with you, I wouldn't be here right now, wouldn't be a wife, a mother, a doctor...
So the moral of the story is that Lifesavers should be renamed Jasons, Valentine's Day should be Jason's Day and we should increase the amount of times we hear about Jason's good deeds from three daily to eight daily. Got it!
Luckily, the new version of Port Charles newcomer Lisa Niles
(who may be familiar to some from an episode of Criminal Minds where she played a murderous prostitute, who became weirdly fixated on Hotch. Assuming that some of you are also obsessed with certain CBS crime procedurals, and the procedural's cardigan wearing genius profiler in particular)
was able to learn all of this information before she made another stupid mistake, like thinking to call the police when she saw a random thug holding a gun on a patient!