The Week's Most Unintentionally Hilarious Dialogue
Carly: What could you possibly say that absolves Elizabeth of such hideous betrayal? I mean, of all the men that she could've hooked up with, she hooks up with Lucky's brother? Why doesn't she just stab a knife in his heart? It'd be a hell of a lot cleaner.
Jason: Why don't you stop being so judgmental?
Ha! Oh, Jase. Sometimes you're so precious. This is one of those brain damage moments, huh? Carly not being judgmental is like the sun not being hot, water not being wet, or Jason Thompson not being sexy.