Judge Carroll: What just took place in this courtroom was a mockery of jurisprudence, an open and egregious assault on the rule of law. And I hold all the participants equally responsible.
How very meta.
There is something I have not shared with you, faithful readers, through our years together. Something I didn't feel comfortable opening up about, because of the way society tends to judge people like me. The jokes, the scorn -- in some circles they are unrelenting. People question my choice, my direction, the peers I surround myself with. It's often all too much to bear. But propelled by the last few episodes of General Hospital, I am empowered to tell you the truth about my real life. It's something some of you may have suspected based on my prior rants, but I wasn't ready to be fully honest with you back then, in the dark days of the mid- to late-aughts. So here goes.
I am....a lawyer.
In fact, I used to be a criminal prosecutor.
And I watch General Hospital. I'm sure you understand why I am therefore convinced that this show is going to kill me, via rage-induced aneurysm.