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June 24, 2010

I Made A Wrong Turn Somewhere

"What did you do last night, Mallory?" somebody could hypothetically ask me tomorrow. "Oh," I will say, "I wrote about General Hospital and how Sam talked to Jason in prison and tried to initiate phone sex". "Your parents must be proud," they will say awkwardly. "This is what my life has become," I will acknowledge sadly. They will then look at me askance a moment longer before fleeing.

It says a lot about this show that when they shoot for light-hearted and zany, the end result is scenes that have me afraid that I'm going to end up on an FBI watch list of some sort.

Sam: Hello?
Jason: Hey, it's me. 
Sam: Hey! Guess where I am right now? I'll give you a hint...there are bubbles.

Samtub

Jason: Uh, are you in a hot tub?

This part was legitimately amusing, thanks to the consternation visible on the inmate waiting in line behind Jason.

Inmate

My thoughts exactly, Inmate.

Sam: No, no. Not the hot tub, but it is definitely wet, and I'm not wearing a bathing suit...what do you think I'm wearing?
Jason: I don't...I don't know.
Sam: I'm not wearing anything.
Jason: Uh, a bathtub?
Sam: Ding ding ding ding! You've got it. I'm in the bathtub, and I'm thinking about you. Are you thinking about me?
Jason: Ummm...
Sam: Ummm? Come on! What? Say it? Come on, aren't you going to tell me that you are thinking about me naked in the bathtub?
Jason: Yeah, um. I'm thinking about you. 
Sam: Okay, well, I guess that's a start.
Guard: This will be the last call, guys. Five minutes, Morgan.
Sam: Oooh, you had an audience [I was going to make a snarky comment about how of course he had an audience, you twit, he's in prison! Why would this be a private call? But then I remembered how NOTHING ELSE AT ALL about Pentonville is the way real prison is, so, really, Sam wasn't being too dumb here--Ed.]
Jason: Uh, yeah. Uh...I'm alone now. I miss you.

Why did that happen?! I feel very sad and uncomfortable, and now my mind is wandering about what happened after the episode ended, and then the uncomfortable feelings came back and I wish I was blind.

It's especially sad that this...thing happened, because Thursday's episode actually generated a surprising amount of goodwill from me (naturally, this is because I fast forwarded through most of it, including all things Sonny and Dante. It's crazy how much better things are when you don't watch Sonny ordering hits on people), thanks to Lucky looking adorably befuddled at the increasingly absurd discussion about Luke and Tracy's love life, and fat-headed Josslyn being all fat-headed and adorable.

Luckyreally


Joss


But they couldn't just let me have that! No, we had to go to the Jason...doing stuff....in his cell, place, and ruin everything.

Comments

I'm pretty sure Jason called Sam and not the other way around..just saying.
Josslyn is just a beautiful little baby.

thanks for a great laugh-you description was 10 times better than me watching it! Why does Steve Burton have the dazed and confused look all the time????

Love Lucky (JJ is great --why did he come back to this?)

If Cam, Josslyn and Emma were all on -- I might have tuned in! They are truly the best part!

Ooops! Thanks for catching that, ana!

No problem :)
Sonny's constant muttering and hand gestures probably threw you off..lol

I'm so glad you got that screen cap of JJ's great reaction to Luke. The highlight of my 3 o'clock hour.

Lawd. That picture of KeMo.

Yikes.

GH is now doing phone sex scenes between Jason and Sam? Gross. I mean truly, nasty and gross. Ewwwwww. The couple just had a nasty roll on a bed at the prison less than twenty four hours earlier.

Phone sex? Check. Peepshow outfit for Sam? Check. Sex at Pentonville? Check? Sam dropped out of the sky in her panties? Check.

Whatever happened to romance and love on our daytime soaps?

LadyBug - my thoughts exactly. Apparently they don't think much of KeMo's acting ability, considering most of her scenes are meant to play up her other "assets", if ya know what I mean.

Adore this blog! Tks for the screencaps, & your vocab is always impressive! "Askance" = new word for me!

Any scene involving Lucky and any scene involving adorable fat-headed baby Joss are my favorite things about GH. Always.

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