Sex, Lies and Obsession
I remain skeptical about a lot of the circumstances concerning Lisa's unhinged jump into the deep end of crazy, and when Robin found that her half of the pictures in her locker had been defaced, likely with a scalpel, I heaved a heavy sigh.
And to think I had been begrudgingly entertaining this take on Fatal Attraction. What the hell kind of soap crazy so obviously tips her hand like that? Yes, a soap crazy whose downward spiral is being penned by a writing staff that clearly doesn't want to let this story play out on the front burner, since it would detract from Franco, people talking about Franco, and Corinthos vs. Zacchara Part 328, but I also mean a soap crazy who is bad at what she does. What is she going to say when Robin confronts her? "Totally wasn't me. There's...someone else who is fixated on your husband, I heard. They had, like, a past or whatever, and is totally all over Patrick even though he's with me, I mean you. I wish I could be more of a help, but I have an appointment to sit and creepily caress a shirt of Patrick's that I've held onto for all of these years, so..."
Then I realized that an excuse like that might actually work, based on how easily she was able to convince Patrick that she was totally cool with moving on, so perhaps my disappointment was premature.
Lisa: Our friendship means more to me than some drunken hookup.
Patrick, to Coleman: She gets where I'm coming from.
Oh, Patrick. I keep thinking of Donna's line to Andy on Parks and Recreation: you're fine, but you're simple.
With Phase 1 of her big plan (Hoodwink a moron into thinking you're not obsessed with him) complete, Lisa moved onto Phase 2, which is apparently tease the hell out of your hair after hoodwinking a moron into thinking you're not obsessed with him,
Lisa at Jake's:
Lisa at GH, when she attempted to smooth things over with Robin:
I am incredibly amused at the image of her sitting in front of a mirror, crazily talking to herself while attacking her head with a rattail comb. "Look at how big my hair is, Patrick. It's so big because it's filled with love for you. For us! This big hair symbolizes the magnitude of our unique connection. We drank a lot and we slept together. What other former college couple has that kind of history?!"