Can I Ask ABC Daytime To Pay For My Therapy?
It's not that I had forgotten how horrible and annoying Ryan and Greenlee are as a couple, because the memories of parts one, two, three and so on, of their union are burned into my memory. It's just that I thought, or hoped, that their official reunion would put an end to the gross scenes of them yearning for one another from afar, all moony and disgusting.
I...was wrong. Now they are are moony and disgusting in the same contained area.
Ryan: That felt good, the massage you were giving me.
Greenlee: Yeah, you always liked that.
Greenlee: Do you think we're star-crossed lovers?
Ryan: You mean like Romeo and Juliet?
Ryan: I don't know, I think we're more battle tested than those two.
Greenlee: Yeah, their love story didn't end so well.
Ryan: What about ours?
Greenlee: Well, it's always been intense. Especially when someone or some thing is tearing us apart.
Ryan: Never again. Never again.
Greenlee: This feels so good. No, we should wait. Until the trial's over. And then we can be together.
Ryan: Honestly, I can't wait. And I don't think you can, either.
First of all, EW, obviously.
Secondly: is this what the show is going to be like from now on*?! Ryan and Greenlee having vapid discussions about how true their love is, kissing, staring soulfully into each other's eyes? Because I don't know how much of that I can take before I either go crazy or...I don't see an alternative to that route. I can already see my cable's episode descriptions: "MONDAY: Ryan and Greenlee kiss". "TUESDAY: Ryan misses Greenlee". "WEDNESDAY: Ryan is on Greenlee's mind". "THURSDAY: Kendall plans a surprise for Ryan and Greenlee". "FRIDAY: Ryan and Greenlee kiss passionately". And I can also see the tears that will make me cry...
*Until cancellation or Rebecca Budig's next exit, obviously