Hope REALLY Wants Her Mommy! (And Other Lessons)
Things I learned from today's One Life to Live, in mostly non-sequitur form:
Those little twins playing Hope really, really want Mommy.
Dorian doesn't have any buddies.
Oh and Starr's makeup is still perfect. And apparently after not bathing or brushing her teeth for a week, she still smells like a rose.
She did change, though. I am not understanding these jeans. It's like acid wash, but not. Is this a current trend? Explain?
Can anyone help me out with this? Are we wearing jeans in this wash now?
Oh and poor, poor Cole.
See, Cole is angry that he's not the douchebag who helped save Starr and Hope. Instead, it was some other douchebag. The douchebag that is Cole was busy killing someone at the time. While the screencap above gives us what should be a sympathetic moment for Cole, he actually spent most of the episode fuming because of that other douchebag. Because that outweighs the safety of his child and her mother.
Blair vs Marty (our "friendly neighborhood quack")! Blair got all Tennessee about Marty today.
Viki: You don't scare me, Echo, but forewarned is fore-armed. And if it looks like a tramp and it walks like a tramp --
Echo: Oh my, my. You have changed. You never resorted to name-calling before. But let me just remind you -- if you want to play dirty, I give just as good as I take. And better. Have a lovely evening.
The claws are out all over the place among the women of Llanview today!
Incidentally, are we to understand that Destiny is still off somewhere crying in Shaun's arms while the rest of the Evans family is just chillin' in the hospital cafeteria, totally disinterested in Greg's confessing to killing Destiny's mother?
God I hate Cole.
I don't... Blaize Pardee wrote a book about love letters between Rick and Lily? What? So somehow Clint just set up the whole New Mexico adventure based on some book? And is this the same Blaize from... my brain hurts. Wasn't there a character named Blaize? Or was that just the name of Asa's private island? But Clint looks adorbs in his reading glasses.
So Marty is out for Natalie's blood and Blair is out for Marty's blood and zero of these women are saints (you know, like Tea) so it could be damn fun.
Not only are the claws out between the women on today's episode, but the teeth are out. Look out, Nats!