Lemon In Her Crazy-Eye
How fun is it watching Marty go off the deep end? Yesterday's One Life to Live gave us Susan Haskell having what has to be a grand old time playing Marty's descent into total lunacy; you could almost see her tasting it.
-She jumped up and down gleefully, squealing at the prospect of sharing the news (that Brody is Natalie's baby's father) with John!
-Mocked Natalie for failing to have protected sex with someone more anonymous than her sister's ex-boyfriend.
-Clapped like a seal when Natalie explained that John loves this baby:
-Told Natalie that if she got Cole out of prison, she'd keep her mouth shut and then smacked her lips:
-Did an excellent little dance to celebrate the fact that her very, very crappy year is almost over:
-Simulated Natalie tumbling through her moral highground while saying: "Open up! Boom! You'll go! Bye-bye!"
-Swore on her cell phone that John won't find out the truth from her:
-Swatted at Natalie, yelling, "Good then go! Go! Go, merry Christmas! Get out."
-And finally, she concluded her tour de force of Crazytown today by explaining her clever little semantic trick (she only said she wouldn't tell John, but she can tell someone else!) to a photo of herself and her son:
It's just all too fun.
Also, what? The new Sam debuts tomorrow? Sigh. We all know I was attached to the old one, but what can I say, the new one is adorable: