The Only Surprising Thing Was Just How Anti-Climactic It Was
Oh, who am I kidding? No one is even reading this, because you're all currently hospitalized and receiving treatment for SHOCK, thanks to the SHOCKING episode of General Hospital yesterday that revealed, in SHOCKING fashion, that--wait for it--Siobhan is actually Irish and her over-the-top Irish accent is just an over-the-top Irish accent, not the over-the-top Irish accent of someone pretending to be Irish. I know! Like I said, SHOCKING!
She's also working for The Balkan.
Oh, and The Balkan is Theo, which was a storyline twist that surprised...nobody, anywhere, ever.
Jerry: I'm a little busy at the moment.
Theo: So I understand. Why are you disrespecting the girl?
Jerry: Because she didn't do as she was told.
Theo: I hired Ms. McKenna for a important reason that did not include secret rendesvous where you could threaten her at your convenience, Mr. Jacks.
Jerry: Listen, you're The Balkan, hidden somewhere else. No one's shooting at you.
Siobhan: Wait, you're not The Balkan?
Jerry: You don't have the entire town hunting you.
Siobhan: You're not The Balkan?
Jerry: No, I'm not. You see, my employer's very shy darling, like you and me. I've never seen his face.
Theo: Maybe I should remedy that Mr. Jacks. Maybe it's time for you to better understand who I am and what I want.
It's so like General Hospital to go the most obviously telegraphed route possible, in the most boring way imaginable.
(And THIS was what "floored" Vanessa Marcil?! I hope when Soap Opera Digest said she "clapped", they meant that she "clapped her hands against her forehead and screamed 'Why oh why did I come back to this show?")