Ah, 2011. Will One Life to Live make any resolutions to keep on this upswing and give equal time to all their soapy characters? Let's see how things look.
Well, Jess looks like she thinks something crazy is going on.
Natalie looks a bit like she's bracing herself for the shit to seriously hit the fan.
Gigi looks... a bit like a clown. And she also changed her lip color about four times over the course of the episode.
Sam looks lost and adorable.
The new guys looks good to me. I feel like we haven't actually heard his name said, but I think I saw somewhere that it's Cuddy? Or Cutter? Or have they totally said that on the show and I'm losing my mind? There are many possibilities. Point being, I like a new good-lookin' dude with some edge, since most of our current "edgy" men are... well, Todd. So I'll take this. Aubrey does not thus far exude many particularly watchable characteristics, but the new dude brightened things up for me.
And Brody? Oh Brody looked disconcerted. Little does he even know.
Cris and Blair looked ready to get it on and, while I love their friendship-with-benefits, they could've actually bothered to give Cris and Layla a legitimate breakup. But no matter, she's... not even a character on this show.
Speaking of characters on this show, I look forward to checking in with Bo and Nora and Matthew and Clint and Dorian and Viki and... I'm psyched that based on tomorrow's clips we clearly get Crazy Marty, and less psyched that we appear to also get David Vickers (this saddens me as once I reveled at his returns), but what do we think I was most psyched about? What made this episode wonderful... because of what it didn't have? I almost don't want to jinx it by saying it so I'll leave it there.