And Then My Head Explodes
I'm sorry, so according to John McBain and Bo Buchanan, Clint hired Mr. Black (Schwarz) and Mr. Blue (Bluestein) to beat up Robert Ford because "he might have gotten one of his daughters pregnant."
My veins are literally exploding out of me. Just about. That's why he hired men to rough up Ford? And here I was, thinking he did it because Robert Ford took advantage of his amnesiac crazy-cakes daughter and had unprotected sex with her while she was in the middle of a traumatic situation! Foolish, foolish me. It was really just poor, fun-loving Ford having completely reasonable mutually-desired casual sex with a perfectly rational adult woman and then MEAN OLD CLINT went all crazy and over-protective about it and had some bullies beat him up simply because this totally innocent act might've resulted in a pregnancy!
There is seriously an aneurysm likely in my evening.
And Bo and John sitting there being all douchey and smug about it didn't help matters. Of course they're angry at Clint for myriad justifiable reasons, but having someone beat up a dude who violated his daughter (Bo's niece, John's future sister-in-law) is not an act that should lead to haughty self-righteousness from anyone, much less two people who are supposed to give a damn about Jessica and should, quite frankly, be self-righteous on her behalf right now. And sure, it was street justice, and Bo doesn't stand for that... but John sure as hell does.
And speaking of John, he concluded the questioning of the two thugs by making a homophobic crack after they said they had to get to a PTA meeting ("Yeah? You two have kids together; which one's the mom?"). So charming.
And with all that said: please, please, please let Brody be the bio-daddy to li'l Ryder Asa:
He's already got the Brody look!
Plus, the little family is just too cute!
Why ruin it?
So at the end when Joey realized Kelly's still into him and walked in on her and Cutter, I imagine his unhappy reaction was to the fact that he saw Kelly weirdly making out with the side of Cutter's face:
What's that all about?
Anyway, I'm going to go beat something up now. Destiny out.