Those are but a few of the all-caps words I can use to describe the Brenda/Sonny wedding EXTRAVAGANZA. And it WAS an extravaganza. A full week of all the soapy shenanigans we've come to expect from huge soap weddings, this had literally everything you could possibly ask for:
A hugely popular couple getting married
(Granted, the continuity here is about how comfortable Port Charles is with incest. But hey, respecting history is respecting history.
Sonny: I saw you dancing with your cousin molly. That's very nice.
Morgan: I kept trying to get away from her, but she kept finding me.
Sonny: Well, you, know, hey, that's the sacrifices you make for your family, right?
What more will poor Morgan have to do in the name of family?!)
There was even a disembodied hand, for heaven's sake!
But if you seriously wanted any of those things, you'd likely have given up on General Hospital eons ago...