Join me in today's episode of One Life to Live...
Gigi asks the titular question, and Rex points out the minor foibles of his biological parents.
Clint and Aubrey chat about their little arrangement to keep each other's business quiet. After the phone call, Aubrey tells Cutter about Jessica's breakdown and Josh Kelly does a nice little bit where Cutter feels bad about ripping off a family that's been "through the wringer," but can't keep a straight face through the sentence because, nope, he doesn't actually feel bad.
Is my TV stand the only one that might be haunted? Do other TV stands make weird settling noises (that are, as a result, very unsettling)?
Bo and Nora! Long time no see.
Kelly wakes up very naked and tries to sneak out of John's room, the morning after they had a not-drunk not-one-night-stand. He catches her. John is bleeding from the head, which cannot be a morning-after turn-on. Kelly points out that while they were using each other, at least having sober fall-from-grace-sex doesn't involve a hangover. Roxy, who is probably hungover, walks into John's apartment. Is this her management style?