Why Did This Happen?
It's really a simple question. What was the point of this?
I mean she was bad. Bad as in, I've worked with children who were forced into the drama program because they beat up their classmates in art class and broke a drum set in music and could, in fact, barely read and they were better actors.
I'll freely admit that my entire knowledge bank regarding Kourtney Kardashian has to do with the impersonations of her and her sisters (it's three sisters, right? or is one a mother or cousin or something? are they like the Judds?) on Saturday Night Live and, otherwise, I have never actually seen or heard one of them speak. SNL, it turns out, is not exaggerating. And I don't honestly know what they're famous for. I know they have (had?) a reality show and are maybe heiresses of some sort and are ostensibly attractive -- is that really it? Are they moguls or designers or club owners or anything?
Anyway, I really hope we're not subjected to that again. I have no idea what the point was. On that note, I did point out to a friend yesterday that Cristian always makes everything 15% better, so I'm just going to take a moment here with my very favorite in-show character bumper:
Just a little something to dull the pain.