Cruelty to the Middle-Aged: A Wedding Album
I mean my God, people! We may all give Hunter Tylo a hard time for her plastic surgery, but she's got life in her yet and she's still got a plenty hot bod. May I ask why this was necessary??
Oh no! A SHINY WHITE PANTSUIT?! To get MARRIED in?! What did she ever do to deserve this? She's not a freakin' senior citizen!
That is just not cool. I mean we get the point. This is not the couple that's "destiny" or whatever (side note: y'all, if I ever get married and in his vows my groom refers to me as "steady and strong" and "a haven of safety," please run up and give me a wedgie in my sexy flared pantsuit so that I'll run from the room in shame and, subsequently, the wedding and the marriage altogether), but this was just cruel.
(Another side note: please do anything at all -- anything -- to make me run from the room if my groom is roughly:
Okay, thanks y'all!)
But on the upside, the wedding guests were overwhelmed with joy!
Pop the champagne, people! Wedding of the year! I want to be doing the macarena at that reception!
And might I add that I do not want to ever be on the receiving end of Dayzee's wrath.
I mean, you'd think spelling her name "DAYZEE" would undermine the intimidation factor, but I assure you, it does not!
And to round out the wedding album, something we should possibly have embossed on the inside cover...
Quote of the day goes, of course, to Brooke: Any woman who has sex with her husband's son does not deserve to be called a wife!
Words to live by.