Fashion Icons of the World: You Have Been Unseated
Upon first glance, it really could just look like a black shirt made out of shiny fabric.
You know, not everybody's taste, but it's fine. Oh, and it has a matching bracelet!
Also shiny. Okay.
It has matching shoes, too. Same fabric. Wait, a bracelet and boots made out of the same shiny, stiff fabric as the top?
No. Because look again, Miss Young Fashion Heiress is wearing what appears to be a matching set of a black LEATHER shirt, bracelet, and boots. Sweet mercy, y'all. And if that's not leather, it's at least rubber. So, you know, best case scenario: a matching set of a black RUBBER shirt, bracelet, and boots.
Upside? It looks hot with an apron.
(I know, I know. I'm going to have to find more ways to lock into this show besides wanting to see Steffy get hers and also snarking on her fashion choices, but... a lot of these characters are just so damn likable. Or at least not horribly objectionable. Can they quit with that? I need people to start doing appalling things again!)