Honey Badger Don't Care (or Stray Thoughts for the Day)
I truly hope they continue to get mileage out of the missing porcupine Morris, who Nate thought might be a woodchuck or a honey badger. I wish it were the latter, obviously.
But Morris don't care, Morris don't care at all. Morris has a murder weapon up his bum, so why would he care?
New opening credits, y'all! I didn't have the old ones memorized, but from what I can gather we've added: Todd, Jack, Tomas, and Cutter.
We've lost: Kelly, Charlie, and Joey (though I could be wrong, as they do tend to alternate days for some characters). Interestingly, we've kept Dorian. Is it because we'll see her again, or is it just out of (proper) reverence for her position on canvas? Inquiring minds want to know! We should get the alternate version tomorrow, so I'm excited about more possible changes! (I know, I know, it'd be foolish of me to have my fingers crossed for a turning, wind-blown shot of Andrea Evans and John Loprieno. I dream big!) If Eddie Alderson isn't in there giving attitude and finger-guns to the camera, I am siccing a honey badger on someone's ass, I can tell you that much.
I'm all for Roxy getting scenes anywhere, anytime, with anyone. But with Nate? Have they even met before?
Gigi's ghost is back.
They make you go platinum blonde in heaven these days. It's all the rage.
Clint did a very advanced search on his Llannet search engine.
I'm always pleased when Clint utilizes all the tools the local Llanview internet has to offer. He keeps a presence there, you know.
So, Blair apologized to Tomas. Again. When he should have been apologizing to her. She apparently can't find any other reasons to stay away from him. Uh, I enjoy the chemistry between Kassie dePaiva and Ted King, but really? Blair. He's totally shady. Y'all know I love her, but bless her heart for she is reeeal dumb when it comes to men.
I can't even address the Baz and Starr's "recording contract issues" storyline because I'm simply too embarrassed by it.
Sorry to cheat by being so brief, but I still have more soaps to catch up on from the last few days! Something tells me I can open these comments and you awesome and lovely readers will have plenty to say. (But no spoilers, please, or I'll cry! And sic the honey badger on you!)