The Honeymoon From Hell
It sounds like the setup for a joke, doesn't it? "So, a honeymooning couple, a mercenary, a nutbar, an artist whose canvas is MURDER and a baby all go to Hawaii..."
And I suppose it IS a joke. It's just that the joke is on us, because I'm sure that this story will go the ways of the other stories currently unfolding on General Hospital: it will go boringly (Exhibit A: literally, anything currently happening on this show but for example's sake, let's say Lulu's newfound "drinking problem" and whining over how some marriages end in divorce) and, probably, skeevily (Exhibit B: Ethan's uncomfortable "What do you have to say about this, love?" the the portrait of Laura. Step off, mate!). There will be hardly any real entertainment and very many homoerotic moments between Jason and Franco, who will probably change from a lei to an even more menacing grass skirt. So, you know...yawn.
We DID get some quality Carly, however, as she could simply not contain her giddiness about interrupting Sam and Jason's honeymoon to warn him of danger. The danger she is willingly--and excitedly-- walking into. With her child. Because that's what good mothers and sane people do!
Carly: I'm scared. Shawn, I'm scared. I'm scared about what's going on in Hawaii. Jason would not just ignore my calls.
Shawn: Well, how about the guy's on a honeymoon and isn't taking calls from the woman who keeps getting in between him and the woman who is now his wife?
"That's exactly what I MEAN, Shawn! What if he's not taking my calls because he's having sex with Sam? Gag me with a spoon, amirite?"
The woman is INSANE, spending half of her time talking breathlessly about how worried she is for Jason and spending the other half all giddy, planning the zany things she will say and do to get Jason's attention and have a laugh at how it's just Carly being Carly.
And yet Shawn still trusts her to stay alone in a hotel while he goes off to check on Jason! I am pretty sure Mr. Morgan isn't the only one here with brain damage.