A Llanview Wedding Album
Because some things are important to be captured as still images.
Shaun and Princess David Vickers! So cute!
In general, the wedding guests who lingered afterwards and talked about morality and compassion and the things that drive you to make choices you never thought you'd make were all pretty awesome.
Especially, of course:
Cord is just so happy to propose to her! I love them so much. So much, y'all.
And then Viki called Dorian and Tina and Roxy shared Dorian stories! And then Shaun made jokes about how Buke weddings never actually go through and he and Nora took bets on this one!
This is the best wedding ever! And then Cord and Tina switched phones back and forth to tell CJ and Sarah the good news!
And then Bo and Nora got adorable:
Bo: I can't believe Brody lied to Natalie like that.
Nora: Oh. He loved his son, and he loved Natalie.
Bo: Yeah. And so did John. But by the time that he could forgive her for lying to him, she'd already moved on.
Nora: Gosh, that sounds so familiar to me. Hmm.
Nora: Well, let's hope they find their way back to each other eventually.
Bo: Better late than never!
Nora: Hopefully faster than we did.
And then it happened! The thing I've been waiting so many, many years for. Tina and Cord got married!!!! And I cried like a baby.
Tina: I, Tina Lord Roberts, take you, Cordero Roberts, to have and to hold...forever. 'Cause I swear this is going to be our best marriage ever. Because I won't ever lie to you, I'm never gonna cheat on you, and I am never, ever gonna yank that ball away from you again. Cord, I promise, I am gonna make you so proud of me. And I am gonna stand right by your side for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, till death do us part. Oh, and this time, I really mean it, I swear. Oh! I do.
What more could anyone ask for?
Oh yeah, and Brody knocked out Nigel and kidnapped Liam and airport signs talked to Rex and then he saw Stagi and Natalie was so crestfallen and heartbroken that the man she clearly so deeply loved and wanted to marry had lied to her that she couldn't stop beaming and leaped into John's arms, and John went off with her to see his son (thankfully she caught him at the airport because once that flight landed in Seattle it would have somehow been too late to tell him Liam is his!), and I felt all funny inside because I was actually happy for John McBain.
That was easy!
So that was it, right? Oh yeah. That wasn't it. Jessica and Ford had the sex. And, according to Ford, it was "colossal." I can't really think of a way to describe how much that grossed me out, but I am colossally nauseated, I can tell you that much. And you know what? I really loved Jessica and Brody together, and the final nail was put in that coffin the other day when Brody accused Jessica of losing her mind again when he knew she was telling the truth, but this was just sort of a reminder of the nail in that coffin and it was depressing. Maybe they'll just both nobly fall off a cliff while rescuing Liam from Brody. We can only hope.