The Mind of a Non-Mutt (Despite What They Call Her)
Princess David Vickers has a few things to say. And she said a few of them on Friday, but I'm going to do a little extrapolation on what else she would have said had she been given the chance to do so.
"Cousin Natalie, you look pretty miserable for a bride-to-be on her wedding day. There's something I think you may not realize for some bizarre reason: Uh, nobody's forcing you to marry a man you don't want to marry. You do realize that a child's paternity does not morally oblige to you a man? Like, at all? Not even the dog world?"
"Oh, hopefully-future-step-uncle and aunt-in-law, you two may spend way too much time being smug and self-righteous, but your love for each other makes you an awful lot more likable. And you're so cute when you dance! Woof! Plus it was pretty darn magnanimous of Nora to give Clint such a warm welcome at the wedding."
"That Roxy lady has some serious headdress action going on. It's kind of awesome. I might eat it later."