Please Explain This To Me Slowly, Using Small Words
I am about as easily distracted as they come, which means that it's possible (probable?) (definite?) that there was an explanation for the following which appeared onscreen in scenes that were logical, well-written and detailed and that I missed them because I was busy writing fanfiction in my head about Dante and Lulu's adventures in domesticity (all I want in life right now is for these two crazy kids to be happy and have hilarious stories about their adventures in parenting the hundreds of babies I am hoping they have. That will go down in history as one of the saddest sentences ever typed) or trying my hardest to come up with an adjective that best describes Carly and Johnny or maybe I just fell asleep because so much of this show is deadly dull, but: is there any part of Joe Jr.'s plan to marry off Trey and Kristina that makes any real sort of sense? Because I am desperately confused. Like, something about money and revenge and bad acting?
Please note that I am not confused or interested enough to go back and rewatch episodes that might give me some sort of clue; I'm just confused enough to sort of wonder about it if only so that I can be a fully educated hater.