A Photo Finish
So because I must come up with something to do to amuse myself while thinking about The Bold & the Beautiful, I am going to make an attempt to recap today's episode with as few words as possible (and it's totally not that hard to understand if you just scroll through because, trust me, if you missed today's episode it was just a re-juggled script from about 200 other episodes so you should be able to fill in the dots).
Guess what they were arguing about. Yeah.
Seriously, this just kept happening. No dialogue, just endless cutting back and forth between Kim Matula and Scott Clifton trying to fill the time with awkward, seductive looks.
For real, it kept happening after they "finally" kissed. This triangle is about as hot as the Northeast right now.
This is how Brooke follows up a romantic evening she set up for her sister and her husband. Throwing sexytime looks at said husband. You know, as you do.
New girl! Does this mean Dayzee gets a storyline? What's the over/under on it lasting more than a week and a half?
This show really makes me want to drink my weight in grain alcohol. B&B is likely responsible for a lot of fast-developing drinking problems, so perhaps now I understand the context of Bill's new "issue." Because what else can one do?