All right, y'all. I get to watch B&B in real time today, so let's do it! Look out, it might hurt.
Oh, Taylor, you should super-not be making out with Eric.
Steffy's hair looks ACTUALLY TERRIFYING.
Oh, she's calling Liam from a plane phone and he is receiving Hope's visit. "Enjoy it while it lasts." LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ROMANTIC CENTER OF THE SHOW.
Wait, who is this guy talking to Marcus? Oh, it's his brother. Out of nowhere. Marcus introduces him to Brooke, who manages to not sex him up yet.
Brooke and Taylor are all bitchy at each other about Thomas being VP of Forrester Enterprises.
Steffy is chatting up some other airline passenger. Remember when Steffy saw Hope and Liam making out on the bed on top of a pile of her clothes? That could have been cool, but she apparently miraculously intuited that they didn't "cross the line" and so it's a total non-issue. This triangle makes me murderous.
Carter, Marcus's brother, meets Eric. It's all very weird. "This is my dad." Is Carter going to be in the Maya story? Dayzee shows up and gives him a big fat hug. "I'm impressed, you're a Forrester," says Carter. Little does he know that you can be related to Eric but still totally a Logan!
Steffy's seat-mate has her hair. Her old hair, not her weird current hair. Steffy's telling her the horrible Liam story, and the writers pretend like a stranger would care. The stranger finds it all FASCINATING.
Liam and Hope cuddle and chuckle about Steffy's return, since Liam is the greatest boyfriend ever except that he should be shot at dawn.
I kind of like this Carter dude. The actor has serious charisma. Shall we actually move forward with him? Probably not, since he's not a Liam recast.