Get It? Get It?! Call Me Clever, Damn It!
GENERAL HOSPITAL: Did you get it it?
GENERAL HOSPITAL: Oh. Oh. You didn't get it, did you? It's okay, it's complex.
MALLORY: What...what is?
GENERAL HOSPITAL: Oh, honey, today's just not your day, is it? I'm talking about this--
Derek AKA Julian Jerome, like, who saw that one coming?! (All of us. All of us did. And it's not that I'm complaining, because the Jeromes are old school soapy. I'm just saying, we all felt it in the air): You're positive there's no one else you're missing.
Sam: Well, there is my father. I'm not even sure he's alive. Actually, I don't even know who he is.
GENERAL HOSPITAL: Get it?
MALLORY: Not really. Is that really the kind of thing people just tell total strangers? "Hi, nice to meet you, let me tell you all about my sordid history, starting with my parents bar hookup and including a long stretch of time where I just married random oldsters".
GENERAL HOSPITAL: It's funny because HE is her father. HIM! She's all "I don't know my dad!" and she's saying it TO her dad!
MALLORY: Yeah, I got it--
GENERAL HOSPITAL: RIGHT?! HIGH FIVE!
GENERAL HOSPITAL: And then again with Kiki!
MALLORY: And how she keeps saying "My father" about Franco even though "he" or "him" would suffice in almost all of these sentences?
GENERAL HOSPITAL: No, I didn't even realize she was doing that, but that's awesome. I meant:
Kiki: No matter what, I'm your daughter and that's never going to change.
GENERAL HOSPITAL: Ehhhh?
MALLORY: I would take her more seriously if she had said "that's never, ever going to change". The sole never is just kind of lukewarm.
GENERAL HOSPITAL: Because she's NOT his daughter! AND THEN! Did you see how we cut right to Silas?
MALLORY: Yeah, that was "subtle".
GENERAL HOSPITAL: Thank you.