Today I had no Fosters to watch, and I did take a stab at Days but I got distracted, and I know I get yelled at for not watching General Hospital if I'm in a soap mood, but news from that realm made me grumpy today. So B&B it was, despite no attention to the Maya storyline. So I won't say much, but I just couldn't let today's most hilarious dialogue go unaddressed.
Deacon (to Brooke Logan): You always were mysterious. Just... can't seem to get a read on you.
To Brooke. He said that to Brooke Logan.
Now listen, I enjoy Ms. Logan quite a bit. Even when she's being the absolute worst. In fact, I might enjoy her the most when she's being the absolute worst. But mysterious? No, ma'am. There are few humans on this Earth easier to read than Brooke Logan, bless her stallion-loving heart.
Even she didn't really seem to buy it.
Poor Deacon. He just thinks he and Brooke have this intense connection (as soap characters always do), and he's just baffled as to what's keeping them apart. So how is our ever-mysterious lady going to handle this? Is she going to take control of her life and find a way to be independent and live a life that doesn't revolve around a man?
Nah, y'all. C'mon. She's going to tell Deacon the only thing that's keeping them from being together is that he's engaged to Quinn.
This is absurd! A silly old engagement is keeping them apart? THAT'S NOTHING!