I couldn't decide between this and the Jax/Carly nonsense.
Nikolas, to Alexis: I love you. You're the only family I have, other than Spencer.
That would be Nikolas, son of Laura, brother of Lucky and Lulu, grandson of Leslie, cousin of Sam and Kristina and Molly . . . I just give up. Clearly the writers have.
- Evil But Twinless