And that problem's name is Jessica Brennan (yes, that's still her name and you can't make me stop using it!).
It's... I don't really even know what to say about it. It's not that it's so awful, and I won't sit here and pretend to know anything about current-day fashion. But I do know a thing or two about character, and this really makes no sense on an insanely wealthy mother in her thirties, does it?
I really don't get it.
And it's not like this is a one-day aberration. This is Jessica's look now.