This show is still boring me. But I've come to the realization that despite that, the blog must go on. Plus Maxie had a super cute outfit this week that I had to preserve in screencap form. So the official Week in Review returns.
The truly moving story of Will the Hitman Recover the Use of His Hands in Time to Kill Again and Sleep With the Woman Who He Isn't Supposed To Be Sleeping With Because As His Babymama She and His Kid Are In Danger From the Job He Is So Desperate to Get Back? continues.
Ugh. At least the visual of the oven mitts of gauze is entertaining.
I call this: I CAN HAZ GUN?
(I also loved Sonny's pissy little rant about how dare Jason get injured, and maybe "this is just an excuse" not to do his Really Important job. Yes, that gauze does look psychosomatic to me. Although I would welcome the twist that Jason is faking all this because it's the only way he can break up with Sonny.)
Mike's amazement at Marianna's mad waitressing skillz was...entertaining.
Mike: I don't know who you are, but that was amazing. And you did it all with a smile!
Yeah man, when she picked up those two plates, at two separate times, and then poured coffee? IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. How DOES she do it? One day I hope to be able to transfer liquid from one container to another without scowling. I dream big!