I've become completely unable to come up with introductions to Week in Reviews. This show has fried my brain. Imagine you're reading this and it's a witty and concise synopsis of the week that makes you want to read on. Or just know that if you keep reading, you will see 1) Sonny getting beat up, 2) a poll in which you can express your wish that Carly was dead, and 3) incontrovertible proof that evil forces are plotting against Kelly Monaco.
Aw, Sonny, why the long face?
Cat got your tongue?
Maybe you're just a little bummed, remembering how you got your ass handed to you, in public, by a kid who a scant few months ago thought he could fly? *
Or maybe you're still steaming over Jax giving you a verbal asskicking to match Johnny's literal one?
Man alive, it was a great week to be a Jax fan.
My favorite part of that conversation was that Sonny the intimidating mobster is approximately seven feet shorter than Jax.
I also loved how Sonny walked around for like a day and a half bleeding from the head, and nobody said boo about it. Is it possible everyone in town is finally starting to hate him as much as they should?
* In case you're wondering, I don't feel the least bit hypocritical about enjoying that beat-down, despite having endlessly whined about the excessive violence on this show. That's what's nice about being an anonymous online commentator without a soul.