The Moms are making the crew clean out the garage.
Mariana and Jesus make a clever move or two trying to conceal a beer bottle from the party (so we're never going to learn how much trouble they got in or how much Stef and Lena found out about the party??), and it slips out that Lena's having a girl, which leads to Mariana doing some teasing that the boys are outnumbered now. Mariana apparently hasn't been keeping up in math class, because from my count this news means three boys and three girls. If she's counting Moms, the boys were already outnumbered. This is probably not the important part.
Callie tells Jude about Sophia and makes it clear to him that he counts as her brother, first and foremost, and her interest in reaching out to her long-lost half sister is contingent upon his approval. And he's Jude, so he plays it cool, because Jude. Speaking of which, Jude gives Connor the full cold shoulder treatment when Connor apologizes for lying about having stood up to his dad to attend the Fosters house party. Jude still doesn't want to be anyone's secret.
Timothy tells Lena that she'll be hearing from an attorney regarding his rights to the baby. She is shocked. Shocked! Who knew that knocking herself up at home with a turkey baster full of some dude's semen before he even signed a contract could ever go wrong?!
In the gym, Mariana learns that someone was kicked off Dance Team for breaking the rules that all of them broke at the party because the one is all over YouTube or something. I'm struggling to recap this scene a bit because I don't have all the teens' names down. I know Kaitlyn is the blond one, but the brunette who slept with Jesus at the party is there, too, making eyes at Jesus.
Emma turns up and pitches friendship to Jesus, but he blows her off. Brunette Hookup tells Mariana about said hookup and how Jesus never called her afterwards. Hayley! Her name is Hayley. Mariana yells at Jesus for it and demands that he call her.
Wyatt and Callie are making out on the beach and she pretends sex is a parole violation instead of just telling him to slow down. She looks really uncomfortable about it and if her pulling back from Wyatt is about Brandon again I will cry and throw things. Wyatt tells her he loves her. I like Wyatt. To be fair, I like Wyatt for two reasons: (1) He is not Brandon and (2) he is better than Brandon and (3) they are not related. It's a low bar. Also, he has pretty hair.
Lou notices some "history" vibes between Brandon and Callie, but he's defensive about it. Signs point to "dammit" in terms of escaping the whole Callie/Brandon thing when other characters are noticing it. Lou basically tries to strong-arm Brandon into using the love song he wrote for Callie in their band, so we're going to be subjected to this forever and ever for all of eternity and I will be sad.