She's Got Her Sights Set On Him . . . Unfortunately

I might be able to discuss the Carly/Sonny hookup for real at some point in the near future (I'm already focused on the silver lining:  Jax may finally be free!), but right now, I'm in that place where only a song will suffice.  To the tune of Miley Cyrus' See You Again:

I've got my sights set on him
And I'm ready to aim
I have a brain that will
Never be trained
I knew he was something special
When he shot my head
Now I can't wait to divorce him again

I've got a way of doing
Exactly what's wrong
No matter what low I sink to
They say I'm brave and strong
And praise my great wardrobe
And my whisperin' all day long
So I can't wait to divorce him again

Every time we hook up
It turns out really bad
We get together then
He throws glassware when he's mad
Should I have learned by now
Some ask what's wrong with me
But if you watch you know
"Oh she's just being Carly!"

This one time we hooked up
I cheated on hot Jax
Damn those black sheets of satin
Whoa, whoa, I
I can't wait to divorce him again

I get this crazy feeling
Deep inside
When he calls me whore or bad mother
Day and night
I'm not a mind reader
But I'm reading the signs
That he can't wait to shoot me again

Every time we hook up
It turns out really bad
We get together then
He throws glassware when he's mad
Should I have learned by now
Some ask what's wrong with me
But if you watch you know
"Oh she's just being Carly!"

The next time we get hitched
I'm sure it will work out
They say fifth time's a charm
Whoa, whoa, I
I hope this time he aims for my arm

Comments

[Loose Lips]

"He throws glassware when he gets mad"

Amazing song Becca. hehe I totally wish Miley Cyrus could sing this version instead....

[Vicki]

And, you know, what man isn't attracted to a crying, snot-nosed woman?

[MichelleinPa]

muwhahahahaa - remember, containment is KEY!!

CarSon forever, baby!

Free Jax

[shanaynay]

Brilliance.

[V]

I'm just astounded you know Miley Cyrus songs. *heh*

HAHA, great song! I loved the ending, "I hope this time he aims for my arm." LOL

Now, I'm a little sad I stopped watching GH two weeks ago. I have no idea what's going on. I might have to start watching again.

[Kat]

I'm sorry, but if I was riding back from the long term care facility where I just left my 12 year old comatose son who was shot in the head due to his father's criminal lifestyle, I would not be led to sleep with him.

Poison his food maybe. Throw him out of the car, possibly. But ix nay on the ex say for me.

Leave it to Guza to take all of the progress that Carly has made in recognizing her self destructive behavior and throw it out the window.

And, I am going to go post a spoiler that I heard about this story over in the forum section that is going to bring on a rage aneurysm, I can practically guarantee. (If its not over there already)

[Tabby]

Ha ha. I had to stop in to see if anything was mentioned about that kiss. I'm liking the Jax/Kate hook up. Maybe I should wonder over to the forum to read spoilers. ahh.

[Beth R.]

sometimes a song is just the only way to go....

FREE JAX! FREE US!!

[cilla]

My senses are too offended to watch this twisted show with Guza and Jill Phelps Farren at the helm. I do keep up with this running commentary of so-called storylines. No woman with a child in a comatose, vegetative state would be thinking about sex with the stepfather who is responsible for his condition except in Guza's twisted, dark, sick world; a world of Guza's hatred of women. And in the same week, apparently (I no longer watch this show in protest of what my once favorite show has become) Claudia (who in Guza's world is portrayed as the slut of Port Charles) is brutally stabbed in cold blood by Jerry Jacks--a character who was flawed and imperfect but was not a psychopath. I quit this show after watching how Guza and Phelps Farren deconstructed and destroyed the character and legacy of Laura. I think Tony Geary should quit the show. Luke also has been reduced and marginalized so much the character is merely a caricature. Lulu is not their child; she is NOT Laura and the way Laura has been reduced to a crazy and boring hausfrau is an insult to those of us who watched, believed and know the truth. Lulu would be so lucky to love so completely and have the adventures her mother did. Sad. Pathetic. Twisted. Unviewable. Guza hates women and Jill Farren Phelps should be ashamed.

[Val]

I dunno, I think the whole Jerry Jacks = James Craig thing was pretty ridiculous, but if we're supposed to believe it, then that smacks of psychopath to me.

[Jenny]

Every time I see a glimmer of hope for the character of Carly, she falls back down into the sucking black hole that is Sonny. Can't Jax to find a love interest that isn't Sonny's ex-wife, girlfriend, childhood love, or otherwise entranced by him? PLEASE?

[Robyn]

Can't Jax to find a love interest that isn't Sonny's ex-wife, girlfriend, childhood love, or otherwise entranced by him?

Of course not. No woman will be allowed to stay on the show if she doesn't long for a ride on the Mighty Mini Mobster.

[Sarah]

I hate the whole messy undecided undirected unsure character of new Jerry Jax a la James Craig. One day to the next he changes 180 degrees on all topics. Pretty much like all GH characters. Another wasted great actor like all the others on GH.

So as much as I loathe
#1 that mess of a psycho/nonpsycho (eyeroll) Jerry
#2 the endless violence
#3 the massively repulsive mysogyny
#4 the mob's complete takeover and ruination of GH .....I will honestly admit I loved seeing Claudia get stabbed and tossed in the river. Yes, she repulses me so much I was glad to see her die in a most sick way. Sadly, like all things on GH it was a tease and she is alive and well and infecting another GH character, this time Nikolas.

I swear, even with the mob crap it takes years to kill a man on this show. The only thing GH is good at is killing kids! Now that is sick.

[Ms Chicklet]

Excellent, Becca. That's better than the personal "pina colada" ad I made up for Sonny:

If you like dodging the barware
And getting left in the rain
If you're not into respect
If you have half a brain
If you like getting blown to pieces
'Cause you're a mobster's wife
You're the whore that I've looked for
Let me ruin your life

[chaosrainz]

"Posted by: Loose Lips May 17, 2008 at 11:04 AM

And, you know, what man isn't attracted to a crying, snot-nosed woman?"

It's PTSD. Post Traumatic Sexual Disorder.
Everytime something bad happens on this show, somebody has to have sex. It's very disturbing.