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January 30, 2010

From Clink-Boom to Drip-Bang: Imitation Is the Laziest Form of Self-Flattery

In case you didn't see the promo that told the entire story in 60 seconds or read any of the many media interviews about this groundbreaking bit of television, I feel it is my duty as a soap blogger to bring you a recap of Friday's show. 

This episode was promoted as something epic, and there were some very good performances (not so fast, Maurice Benard).  But the writing.  Man.  A Xerox machine churns out more original work.  Clink-Boom may have been nearly 15 years ago, but most of us still remember it.  Duplicating it with slightly different dialogue and occasionally different characters several times a year isn't fooling anyone.  Except Emmy voters.

Side note:  Mallory already told you about Bob Guza's description in Soap Opera Digest of Sonny shooting Dominante and then finding out the guy is actually his son as "the penultimate, the cosmic guffaw."  I would just like to go on record as stating that while attempted murders are indeed hilarious, I'm thrilled to hear that this is Guza's second-to-last one.  (Reminder:  This man is paid many dollars to write things in the English language.  REAL AMERICAN DOLLARS.  Yes, they are worth less now than they used to be, but do they have absolutely no value?)

On with the show.


Michael and Morgan are talking about Josslyn's christening.  "It's like a free pass to heaven, basically," Morgan says.  I don't think that's how it works, but I have not voluntarily been to church since 1984, so ignore me.  Carly interrupts in a silver dress that is really not the best choice for Laura Wright's coloring (which is fab) or figure (ditto).


Carly and Michael talk about how Michael saved Josslyn.  Fortunately, before we have to live through yet another recitation of Michael's self-defense ax-handle homicide, Jax comes in with Morgan and has Josslyn in one of those weird straw-material baby carriers that I've only ever seen for dolls and TV infants.  The doorbell rings and it's Lady Jane.  Adorbs.


Jax beams at his mom, and I must mention that Ingo's hair is looking great lately.


At Kelly's, Lulu is trying to persuade Lucky to attend Josslyn's christening with her (she's the godmother), but Lucky doesn't want to go and doesn't understand why Lulu is giving him the hard sell.  "I just have a bad feeling," she explains.  Dun dun duuuuuun.

In Dante's room, Dante is insisting to the other undercover dude whose name I can never remember that the arrest warrant for Sonny has to wait until after the christening. 


They make a plan to arrest Sonny immediately after the service.  I'm certain that will go off without a hitch, because I have street smarts equivalent to Josslyn's.

Sonny is getting ready for the christening and he and Jason are talking about how Dominic is "as good as dead."  Olivia shows up and says she's going to stop Sonny, and you just know she's talking about something else (because people on soap operas never hear things that are said at full volume two feet from them).  Break to the crazily outdated credits with an assload of dead and recast characters in them.  Classy.

Lucky really doesn't want to go to the christening and agrees that the "potential for disaster is astronomical," given the guest list.  Lucky makes a crack about Liz and Nik and then apologizes for being negative -- um, I think he's allowed -- but since this is all about Lulu she continues to beg him to go with her.

Dante doesn't appreciate the other undercover dude's doubting that he's going to pull off the arrest.  The other dude says Dante has changed over the course of the investigation, and he's worried, including about that maybe Sonny already figured out Dante's a cop.  Gasp!

Of course Olivia didn't overhear Sonny's death threat to her kid.  She's just there to remind his selfish ass that the christening is not about him and that neither Sonny nor Jason should cause any trouble today.  Oh Olivia, have you recently experienced blunt force trauma to the head?

Lady Jane talks about Michael and Morgan as Josslyn's "handsome protectors" and then gives Carly a "hybrid, rapid-growth maple" to plant in honor of the christening that will grow over five feet a year. 


Carly's like "uh, yay, a plant."  Ha.  Carly leaves to run an errand.  (That dress they put Laura Wright in truly is spectacularly unflattering.  I hate it ten times more on re-viewing.)

Jane and Jax talk about how happy Jax's dad would be for him and that it should be one of the happiest days of his life.  But Jax is sad, because he's "afraid it's all about to come crashing down."  Marriages to Carly crashing are usually a good thing for the guy involved, but Jane weirdly acts like Jax has just said something bad.  After the commercial break, Jax reveals to Jane that he's helping the police bring down Sonny.  He plans to be honest with Carly about what he's done. 


Jax, Carly doesn't really like honesty.  Maybe you could commit a felony or two?  Try to grease the skids a bit.

Because we're supposed to think there's sexual tension between them, Olivia has to help Sonny tie his tie.  Sonny starts in again on Johnny and makes veiled threats.  Carly shows up and correctly surmises that she and Olivia both had the same idea about warning Sonny against doing anything hinky at the christening.  (I do like the implication that Sonny is such a d-bag that he would even ruin an infant's party.)  Sonny says he gets it, and today is a day to "dump the garbage at the side of the road."  I wonder what he could mean by that!

Dominante helps Lulu put on her coat at Kelly's.  I feel like I should disclose that I have completely fallen for Dominic Zamprogna.  He's gorgeous, charming, talented, and effortlessly sexy.  I wonder whether he and Jason Thompson ever sit around and discuss what it's like to be awesome and Canadian.  (Side note:  Michael Fairman just released a great interview with Zamprogna.  His voice makes me a little swoon-y.  I...need to go on more dates.  I know this.)  The only real downside to this guy is that right now he seriously needs a haircut, but I'm choosing to believe that is a character choice so I don't have to bitch about it.  Plus after this, it's hard to get me too riled up about such things.

Anyway, Dominante senses that Lulu is nervous, says she is rightfully so, and gives her an out if she's "having second thoughts about standing by your man."  Somehow it doesn't sound cheesy when he says it.  I told you the man was talented.  Lulu says she's in but she just wants the day to be over.  Dominante does too.  They agree to meet at the church because Lulu is going to swing by the Haunted Star and try to convince Luke and his insane hair to attend the christening.  Lulu gives Dominante a quick kiss goodbye and after she takes a few steps away, he goes after her and pulls her into a much longer one.  Good god this man is sexy.

Elizabeth has come to see Luke at the Haunted Star.  She says she owes him an apology because obviously after she promised Luke that she and Nikolas were over, they weren't.  (He owes her and the everyone who looks at him an apology for that hair, but apparently we're going to deal with that in a different episode.)


Luke immediately accepts her apology, much to Liz's surprise.  Luke correctly points out she is raking herself over the coals sufficiently and doesn't need his help.  Luke talks about Lucky and Liz's history and at that point, of course, Lulu walks in.  "What are you doing talking to this lyin' piece of trash?"  Oh, ugh.  The writers are determined to go this route with Lulu, huh? 

Lucky shows up at the church, because he's a good brother.  Side note:  Jonathan Jackson turned in a seriously brilliant performance this week, so I feel bad being negative about him, but FOR GOD'S SAKE HE MUST SHAVE. 


That is distractingly awful.  I had to rewind this scene because I initially zoned out on Lucky's chat with the heavens while contemplating what Jackson could possibly be thinking leaving the house, much less appearing on national television, with that "scruff."  (No offense intended to actual scruff.)

Back on the show, Lucky has a talk with God about why his life is such a shitshow right now.  Jason, of all people, arrives and catches the end of Lucky's convo.  He says Carly will be glad Lucky decided to come.  Since they have a minute, Lucky brings up his and Liz's split (Jason says he was really sorry to hear about it, and Steve Burton does a good job of making that sincere), and says while he wishes he could assure Jason that everything will be okay with Jake, he's just not sure what's going to happen.  Jason is pained.


Jax exposits to Josslyn (still in her weird giant carrier in the living room) that he's not sorry for what he's done and would do anything to keep her and the rest of his family safe.  He just hopes Carly understands, so of course at that moment she walks in. 


The two parents sit and gaze at their baby.  Carly thanks Jax for making every one of her dreams come true.  Well, nothing's going to get effed up here.

Dominante stops in to see Olivia, who is in a sentimental mood, remembering his christening.  The start to chat but Dominante gets a call from Sonny, ordering him to the house.  Olivia tells Dominante that something has Sonny on edge.  I'm sure it's not anything that could lead to violence, though.

Michael and Jax are alone in the living room (except for the very cute Josslyn) and Michael is bitching that it's taking Jax too long to fix the Dominante situation.  Jax stalls.  Carly, Lady Jane, and Morgan arrive and everyone heads for the church.

Lucky and Jason continue their conversation about Jake (and Cameron).  Lucky is really pessimistic about being able to give the boys a decent environment.  Jason says Lucky will do the right thing for the kids.  Lucky isn't sure, because "It's really bad this time."  So, in other words, way worse than the last time your wife cheated on you, with the guy you're having this conversation with?  Awkward!  Lucky is worried he can't carry through with his promise to take care of Jake.  Jason is pained, again.

Liz says she doesn't need to hear any more from Lulu.  Then she thanks Luke for his compassion, which is "more than [she] deserve[s]."  She turns to leave, but Lulu just has to add "you got that right" and then after Liz is gone calls her a "skank" and berates Luke for being nice to her. 


Oh, man.  I don't care how much I like Dante and Lulu together, or how good Julie Berman is, it is going to be hard not to hate Lulu again if this keeps up for long.  Luke thinks this is for Lucky and Elizabeth to work out and that Lulu should chill, because "The rest of us throwing in our judgment and our hostility is not going to help.  Because the thing about judgment, cupcake, is it's a boomerang.  And sooner or later, ::nifty boomerang sound effect::, it comes right back and smacks you in the face."

Sonny opens his desk drawer and stares lovingly at his gun as Dominante enters the front door.  He comes into the living room and asks Sonny where the guards are.  Sonny says he sent the guards ahead to the church to make sure everything's okay for the christening.  Dominic Zamprogna perfectly plays Dominante's impending sense of doom.  Sonny gives Dominante an assignment involving a shipment and yadda yadda which we all know is actually the setup for Dominante's car to go off a cliff or whatever.  Sonny says if Dominante leaves now, he'll make the spot by nightfall.  "And by nightfall I'll be dead," Dominante says.


Good instincts, dude!  And I don't mean that in the Carly sense of the expression.  Commercials.

Maxie and Spinelli arrive at the christening and it is truly not possible for me to explain how fucking annoying I find them now. 


They talk, including about Lulu and Dominante being in love, and suddenly -- apparently only because the guy has a connection to Lulu, one of Spin's former stalking victims -- Spinelli seems to have the realization that he's played a key role in a human being's impending murder.  Bummer, huh?

Lulu arrives and immediately thanks Lucky for coming.  Ethan arrives with a dirty ponytail and an open-collared shirt, because he is cheesy and gross.  Lulu is worried that Dominante isn't there yet.

Sonny says Dominante is being paranoid.  Dominante basically correctly runs down Sonny's entire plan for him and Sonny says he would never do that, unless he found out Dominante betrayed him.  Dun dun duuuuun, part 75.

Patrick and Robin show up looking gorgeous. 


Patrick hotly discusses how he feels "warm and fuzzy" because he's really part of a community now and Robin is one of its most beloved members.  Robin somehow resists tackling him right there in the church pew.

Johnny arrives, also looking gorgeous, except for a pink plaid tie.  Of course Olivia is close behind.  She wants to know if they're speaking.  Johnny says that's up to her.  They get off topic, because Olivia is weirded out that neither Sonny nor Dominante are there yet.

Back at Sonny's:

Dominante:  So we're back to that, huh?  You're questioning me?  Suspicious of my loyalty?  You know Sonny, I'm starting to get whiplash here.  One minute I'm in line to inherit everything, and the next, I've betrayed you somehow and I need to be taken out on some lonely road --
Sonny:  Did you just say "betrayed me somehow," as if there's a question as to exactly how?
Dominante:  ::DZ does amazing job of showing Dante's realization that he's done::  You know, I um, I wanted to give everybody one last good day.  You, Carly, your kids.  But I uh, I took it that one beat too far.
Sonny:  Danger is a mis-gotten addiction.  [I have rewound this numerous times and am still not sure if this is what Maurice Benard mumbled.  -Ed.]
Dominante:  Nothing that can't be rectified.  ::pulls out badge::  Michael Corinthos, Jr., you are under arrest for the murder of Claudia Zacchara Corinthos.


Sonny:  ::oh-no-you-din't smirk::


The commercials provide me some sweet relief from whatever the hell Maurice Benard was going for there.

Lulu, Johnny, and Carly wonder where Dominante could be.  Carly points out that Sonny isn't there either.  Was this the best plan by the professional mobsters, BTW?  Perhaps one involving an actual alibi for the kingpin might have been better advised?  Anyway, Jax is life eff this, you snooze you lose, we're doing this thing.

Sonny:  That's good, you go by the book.  You don't want me getting off on a Miranda technicality after all your hard work, Detective.
Dominante:  Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.
Sonny:  ::pulls gun, inexplicably starts speaking with teeth and lips pursed together in a manner that made me guffaw, and I mean as in the correct usage of the word::  We're not gonna make it that far.


Christening.  Priest is blessing Josslyn.  She's a creature of God, etc.  Jason the paid killer looks on.  Beams.  Sees no irony in this situation.

Back to Sonny's, where Sonny has just cocked the gun.

Dominante:  You don't want to do that.
Sonny:  Yeah I do.
Dominante:  You really want to add cop-killer to the list, on top of everything else?  We're talking first degree.  Once they find my body, you're as dead as I am.
Sonny:  That's the thing.  Nobody's gonna find you. 

Christening.  Josslyn gets anointed, or something. 


Sonny:  I trusted you.  I liked you.  In some ways I still do.  You got guts, you're smart, you gain acceptance ::dissolves into creepy faux-Godfather whisper:: from my family.  I was seriously considering making you my successor.  Bet you got a good laugh out of that one, didn't you?

Dominante:  Yeah, I appreciated the irony.  [Snarky until the end.  I am seriously in love with him.  -Ed.]
Sonny:  Well that's too. bad, de. tect. ive.  [Impossible to convey weirdness of Benard's delivery there.  -Ed.]  All that effort was wasted.

Christening.  Jason and Lulu accept godparenthood.  Child is doomed.

Sonny:  Any last words, detective?


Dominante:  Yeah, you're damn right I've got some last words for you.  I want you to know who this was all about.  You remember Mr. Pilletti?  Lieutenant Pilletti?  From the old neighborhood?  Well you should, because you had him gunned down, like he was some worthless bad guy.  Except he wasn't a bad guy.  In fact, they didn't make 'em any better than him.  Any kids in my neighborhood who were lacking in something?  Mr. Pilletti came along and tried his best to make up for everything.  I was one of those kids.  Trying to grow up and be a good man in a household with no male role model?  Mr. Pilletti stepped in.  He taught me everything I needed to know, and then some.  And you had him taken out.  You had him taken out, and you went on with your worthless, pathetic life.  Being chauffeured around in your black limousine wearing your fancy suits, demanding and receiving respect from everyone!  But not from me, Sonny.  I don't respect you.  I despise you.

Christening.  Josslyn gets baptised.  Water.  DRIP.


Sonny:  I don't remember your sainted Lieutenant Pilletti.  But if I did kill him, believe me, he deserved it.  [This is your romantic lead.  This show is horrendous.  -Ed.]
Dominante:  ::trembles::
Extreme close-up on the gun.

Christening is wrapping up.  Everyone smiles.  "Amen."

Sonny's.  Another close-up on the gun.

Dominante:  I think you should pray, Sonny.  Not for me but for your kids.  You pray they never see you the way I'm seeing you now.  [I think the writers were going for "ironic."  -Ed.]  Cold-eyed bastard who will kill anyone to get whatever the hell he wants.
Sonny:  Goodbye detective.  ::BANG! shoots Dominante in the chest::


Audio of the christening plays while Sonny stands over Dominante's lifeless body.  The priest says "there is no more sacred bond than that between parent and child" as Olivia comes in, sees Dominante, and screams.  "So today, let us celebrate that bond," as Olivia cradles Dominante.  "Let us honor all the parents who try to keep their children safe from the evils in this world..."  Olivia is understandably horrified.     

Olivia:  For god's sake!  You just shot your own son!


Sonny:  ::ponders whether he remembered to set the Tivo for the Lost season premiere::



Okay, I get that as a standalone episode, if you know little else about this show, that was a good hour of soapiness.  HOWEVER.  The writers can't use this same happy event vs. killing juxtaposition set to music thing three times a year and still expect the audience to appreciate it.  Sure, it'll win you a boatload of Outstanding Writing Emmys, but audience engagement and appreciation, in contrast, are actually worth something.

In conclusion, Dominic Zamprogna could absolutely get it.

Screencaps courtesy of LisaW's Soap Heaven.


I happened to be home on Friday due to weather, and caught Lucky's chat with God. Which was hilarious because I never remember Lucky as being a particularly spiritual person, so it came off as HEY EVERYONE, DID YOU KNOW THAT JONATHAN JACKSON IS A CHRISTIAN?

And Jackson can't shave, because he will go from looking just of drinking age to high school freshman.

I just love that "fighting for DZ" is winning. LOL

i think what MB was saying was "dangerous miscalculation."

Sonny said "Dangerous miscalculation" according to my closed captioning.

Dominic Zamprogna is a real find. My heart was breaking for him when he was talking about Poletti. Fear and defiance and sadness and resignation all in his face and manner. The boy is an ACTOR!

I've been bored out of my mind all day, then I read this.

You had me laughing out loud and clapping. This made my day. Thanks.

*is fully aware of how lame her life is today*

Sonny would never face down a gun with that much balls and courage.

Dominic Zamprogna makes me feel like a high school girl, he really does. I desperately want to make out with him in his Camaro. Among other things.

And that's not even getting into the fact that he's a very good actor as well. I am sad that he's going to become on of the Mob Brigade in short order. Of course he will. It's General Hospital after all.

Your comments about the christening were hilarious. I'm still pisssed that Emma didn't get a christening. Not to pass judgement, but shouldn't half of those people combust in flames for stepping inside a church.

This reveal could've been so much more interesting if Sonny found out about Dante before pulling the trigger. He could've actually made the right choice for once and we could've witnessed inner turmoil for both characters.

Spinelli was so hesitant about Claudia's murder and didn't want to cause a scene, he has kept information from Jason before, yet he had absolutely no problem giving away information about Dante, a cop, who also happens to be his friend's boyfriend.

I hate him now

I would love to see him in jail

My super unpopular opinion is that i didn't hate Maurice performance, sure DZ was way way better buti thought MB was ok.

"I'm certain that will go off without a hitch, because I have street smarts equivalent to Josslyn's."
She's a child of Carly, she'll have inherited the smartest streets smarts EVAH.
I'm still mad that Alexis is not Jax's child's godmother. Carly can never not get exactly what she wants so that poor child is doomed with a shrew and a hitman as godparents.

Thank you, your recap was great. I adore DZ and he is a great actor. Did not care for the Lucky/Jason scenes what was that all about. When did these two become best buddies? Sonny was actually better than he has been in the past, especially when he was screaming at Claudia, that was such bad acting on his part. DZ is a very good actor and he actually carries the scenes to the next level and that helps his co-stars along.

Thank you! Was totally disgusted with this episode, but your recap made me laugh.

Not just a clink-boom rip off, but a poor man's Godfather christening scene rip off. Hacks.

I probably would have thought this episode was better had I not a)seen the promo for Friday's show at least 10 times a day for the past week, b)already saw the last 5 min of the show on EW.com 2 days before this show aired and c)having watched GH do the same type of thing with the Clink-boom montage, Amazing grace montage and Lullabye montage. Can't Guza ever do a montage on this show that doesn't involve a shootout.

You said you couldn't get past Lucky's, "hello God, it's me, Margaret" monologue because of the sixth-grade scruff. I, on the other hand, couldn't get past Olivia's conversation with Dante after her, "I remember when I was 16 at YOUR christening" conversation. As soon as she said that, I started in with the mental math.

Okay, she was 16 at Dante's christening. First, that means she had to be 15 when Sonny knocked her up (ewww). Second, he looks to be at least...30? That means she is...46? Wait, she doesn't LOOK 46. Maybe Dante is only supposed to be 25? That makes her 41? That could be, but he looks older than 25....

And basically I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how this could work given the apparent ages of these two. By then, I was watching a commercial for Laughing Cow cheese and missed the entirety of that little walk down creepy memory lane.

Rene, I ickily figure that Dante is 30, Olivia is 40, and Sonny is 50 and possibly Satan.

Does that help any?

Like all things GH, it's best to try and avoid any rational alalysis. It only hurts.

I thought Robin should have mounted Patrick right there in the pew!

And between Ethan's appearance & Luke's cranial out growth I needed pepto bismol to settle my stomach from all that greasy fuglyness.

And before I find myself ranting and ruining my spa buzz I'll just add this. How dopey is it that to determine dialogue from MB we need captions, and we're not hearing impaired. But I always get a kick out of the phonetical spellings here after a day of his "dee vorce, muhn nipple ate, duh deck div and all the rest of his mumblings.

Well, I wrote up a much longer post and it disappeared when I went to preview it.

I suppose I can sum it up to say that despite the excellent acting, I hate this storyline because it's leading up to Sonny getting away with yet another horrendous crime. For me, that totally overshadows any drama of Sonny and Dante coming to terms with the father-son thing.

It does not, however, overshadow how sexy and earnest and sweet Dante is. If only they didn't already have him spouting crap about Sonny being basically a great father and decent human being despite being a greedy and selfish killer....

But you're totally right about DZ's voice; when GH ruins his character and probably his career, DZ could easily make $3.95 a minute in another line of work...

Sarah, that makes more sense. Sonny being a 20-year-old pedophile, impregnating a 10-year-old Olivia. Yup. And the fact that she still looks on her younger days with him "fondly" just fits right in with the religion of "Sonnyism" that pervades this show.

Just like the clip of Billy Bush they love to show on The Soup...."It's gross."

I will say DZ can set up a shrine to worship Sonny, and I will still swoon. That man is HWAT. He's the most mantastic actor to show up on this show since Jason Thompson, and I'm sorry, as far as a "type" goes for me, DZ is the winner.

Although I'm not opposed to a nice Manwich............

(Have I crossed a line here?)

Rene, if it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

I hope that Dante will continue to hate Sonny successfully for many years to come. Although that seems very unlikely. DZ's Dante is the brightest spot in this whole mess, and should be chained permanently to Lulu, for it is only then that she is bearable.

I honestly think this moment could've gone much better if I hadn't seen the promo a million times on various channels and if LLC and MB actually, you know, acted well in that scene. The only saving grace there was DZ

How could Guza not know the meaning of "penultimate"? Do you think the person interviewing him knew the meaning and didn't correct him just so he'd look stupid? I know I would.

So, I watched an entire week of GH for the first time in years. Dominic Zamprogna is wonderful. Dante is awesome (watch GH ruin him). Dante and Lulu are actually rootable (and I have no problem with Lulu calling Liz out for her whorishness). I want Sonny to go to prison for trying to murder Dante. It is insane that he won't (because we all know he won't). I guess I'll be watching GH next week, too. I wonder how long it will be before GH loses me again.

I didn't see the episode. I guess I didn't need to because this blog is so much better than anything the poo-flinging monkeys could produce. But does this mean there's going to be a trial now? Or did they just do away with trials in PC because they are so pointless and painful to watch (you know, for the hundreds of viewers still tuning in)? If Olivia doesn't testify against Sonny, then, well, I don't know what. I'm not watching this crap anymore, so I'm not sure how I can watch it even less. Maybe I can read more books. I've read at least a dozen books since I've given up this horrible dreck. I just bought the new Richard Dawkins. Perhaps I can read something intelligent as the ultimate protest against Bob Guza. Have I been drinking? Why yes, I have.

I was looking forward to your review of this episode and you did not disappoint! Spot on, as always. DZ seems to have more admirers than he knows what to do with, myself included. He has done an amazing job with this story, all culminating on Friday. Even though it was all predictable, and we all knew it was coming, DZ's performance totally had me enthralled. I thought Olivia's reaction in the final seconds was heartbreaking. Sonny's reaction was, predictably, a let down.

One thing I will miss...the name Dominante. Can we still say Dominante? One thing I would not miss...JJ's facial hair. Great performances from him this week too, though.

Why were Robin & Patrick even AT the christening, Carly hates Robin, maybe becaues Patrick operated on Michael? Sometimes I pay more attention trying to figure out the connection of the guests to the hosts than I do to the actual show. Was Bobbie even there? (Not that I want to see her disturbing appearance...) I would really like to see how Sonny gets away with attempted murder. It's not like Dominante pulled a gun and Sonny can mumble "self defense." And yet, sadly we all know he will get away with it. In regards to JJ's facial hair, he did an interview with Soaps In Depth a while ago saying that without facial hair he looks about 12, so to look believable as Shrewlu's older brother and a cop and father, he kept the facial hair. In the past few years I've seen many pix of him w/facial hair. However, he needs a new configuration. Lose that little dinky thing under your lip, JJ!

I wonder why Josslyn had more people at her christening than Robin had at her wedding? Just at thought?

I never saw the original "click boom" because I believe I was on hiatus from the show during that time. Unless you're referring to the Jax/Brenda wedding & Sonny/Lily bombing jusxtaposition (which was actually really good). How many click-booms have there been?

Anyway, my first thought watching all this was that they totally ripped off The Godfather. A killing during a Christening with audio of the priest over shooting. Wow, wherever did they get THAT idea? What's next, is Sonny going to tell Olivia "it's not personal, it's business" to explain shooting his son? Is Jason going to tell someone that Sonny just "went to the mattresses"? Is Lulu going to leave a horsehead in Liz's bed? When I watch this show I usually suffer in silence by rolling my eyes but I actually shouted "you have GOT to be kidding me". Sonny Corinthos is no Michael Corleone and this show sure as s*it ain't no Godfather (or Sopranos, or Goodfellas, etc)

Robin was at the christening because Robin and Jax are friends.

To above poster, Emma did get a christening, only hers was in a tree. It's some spy shit.

I just lightly skimmed the episode on Hulu, and sadly enough, I UNDERSTOOD MB's mumblings on that line you couldn't decipher, Becca. He said "dangerous miscalculation," which adds nothing to the conversation other than to underline the fact that DZ was doing all of the heavy lifting in that episode.

And I profess my DZ love too, but I am not able to fully commit to it because his character is Mob Boy, and he's involved with Lulu the Chemistry Killer. Yeah, they're kind of cute now, but given enough time she'll be back to the screeching harpy she was before, and I'll have to poke my eardrums out to escape it. I swear, she needs to be a lesbian. It's her only hope at this point.

And while Lulu DEFINITELY needs to quit the hypocritical act with Liz, I defend it somewhat because it's Liz's turn on the boomerang field (or whatever they call it). I clearly remember a time when she was raking Maxie over the coals for faking a pregnancy (TOTALLY justified) all the while carrying the Holy Hitman's baby and pawning it off on Lucky (uhmmmm, not so much). Liz's Karma ran over her Dogma, and if she gets a few scrapes from the boomerang hitting her, oh well.

And Jocelyn, Jocelyn, Jocelyn. Not only does she have Carly "I'll let Sonny babysit!" Jacks as her mother, and Jax "Carly, can I borrow my cojones tonight?" Jacks as her father, but now she's saddled with the Cuddly Hitman and the Screeching Hapry for her spiritual guidance. I've got the psychiatrist on speed dial, honey.

And JJ can never get rid of that hairy patch on his face for fear he would be mistaken for Cam's playmate during Gymboree.

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