Agreeing with Jason Morgan makes me feel uncomfortable. I could get up on my high horse and pretend that I feel morally wrong agreeing with a hitman but, really, it mostly makes me uncomfortable because it forces me to admit that Bob Guza has gotten one over on me and forced me to take the side of his most beloved hero and that seriously rankles. But sometimes--rarely, thankfully!--Jason says something amazing and I find myself wanting to burst into spontaneous applause or contemplating purchasing a "Jason Is My Homeboy" t-shirt, if such a thing existed (and it probably does because have you seen some of the fan-designed GH gear on ABC's website? It's a treasure trove of things that should not be).
Jason is as impatient and dismissive of Spinelli's book (another real thing that should not be! SERIOUSLY, that is going to be a real book. Sold for real US dollars!) as I am and, for once, his lust for violence is a good thing.
Sam, known for the rest of this sentence by the alias "Captain OBVIOUS" because DUH: I'm sure you're going to be the ultimate action hero. You're going to strong and brave. Oh, and you're bedding all the women, you're going to have your martini shaken, not stirred.
Jason: Okay, if he writes anything like that in the book I'm going to kill him [Thing Jason Said That I Loved #1--Ed.].
Sam: Stop. I think it's sweet.
Jason: Why are you so easy on him? [Thing Jason Said That I Loved #2, even if this one was sort of hypocritical because Spinelli has a throng of enablers, but Jason is the most enabling--Ed.]
Sam: You're never really as mad as you say you are.
Jason: No, I am mad. It's a stupid book! [Thing Jason Said That I Loved #3--Ed.]
Later, when Diane was giving him the cold shoulder because she's peeved that Max is caught up in the whirling dervish that is Brenda:
Diane: You have yet to comment on my curt demeanor.
Jason: You're always like this.
The robot made a funny!

Speaking of Diane, she was pleased as punch to hear that Theo hired Shawn to do some security/investigative work for him (and also some ass-kicking work on the side. I'd ask what, exactly, Johnny has to do with The Balkan and also, you know, WHY, but that would imply that I am at all interested in this story and I'm not. I paid attention only long enough to see Lulu find the injured Johnny and take him home and heard him say "Just like old times, huh? Ever miss those days? Come on, you and me on the run from the law, hanging out in that New Yor City apartment for weeks?" NO, Johnny, we do NOT miss those days. Those days were AWFUL) and spent the entire episode looking Shawn up and down and...getting aroused.
Diane: I'm sure your services will be much appreciated.
Diane: I think I speak for both of us when I say we look forward to a long and fruitful collaboration.
Diane: I, for one, will feel much safer knowing that Shawn is providing protection.
The italics don't fully convey just how lascivious those words actually were. She was undressing him with her eyes! He's handsome and much more capable, articulate, and likable than Max, but pull yourself together, woman!