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April 12, 2011

All Good Things Must Come to an End, or at Least a Semi-End (Yes, Semi-End is a Word Now)

I feel like I should go to confession:  “Forgive me, readers, for I have sinned; it’s been a year since my last regular blog posts.”  But I’m not Catholic, and even if I were, let’s be real, I would not remember to go to confession.  (I don't have houseplants because I can never remember to water them, even though I'd see them on a daily basis.)  And if I did go, I would have so many things to confess, I would get tripped up trying to prioritize them -- Worst first, to get it out of the way?  Or cushion the blow with a few throw-away sins (Do those exist?  I hope so!)? –- and figuring out what to wear that I’d have to design some kind of spreadsheet to keep me on track and confession alone would become essentially a part-time job…

Perhaps the above paragraph provides useful context for my non-shocking announcement that follows.

Some longtime Serial Drama followers, particularly those with an ability to read, may have noticed that my posts are few and far between lately; by which I mean I’ve posted about a dozen times in two years.  I keep thinking that soon I’ll have time to watch the shows and post, but invariably each month in a panic I watch the shows to write our Soap Opera Digest column and then freak out about making that deadline while a bunch of them from my day job linger as well. 

So, after four and half years on Serial Drama and four with Soap Opera Digest, I’m happily bowing out.  Or more specifically, I’m leaving my half of our SOD column in the capable hands of the lovely and hilarious Louise Schwartz.  And I’m playing professor and going all emeritus-style on the blog, hoping to pop in occasionally with a disjointed gripe or two about kids today while wearing a tweed sportcoat with leather elbow patches*, but turning over official co-blogger status to Louise as well.  (* This statement is simply an attempt at humor.  I would never, ever wear such a thing.)

Five years ago I was just a budding blogger who watched and hated General Hospital and watched and puzzled over Days of Our Lives’ boringness, and today I leave you…well, I still live hate GH.  Nobody said progress had to be forward moving, people!  Except the dictionary, and I think we can all agree that it is horribly biased.  (For an example, please look up "inept" and see if you see a photo of anyone involved in running ABC Daytime.)

In actuality, there has actually been some forward movement in my life.  For those who are interested – and I realize that’s a minority of you! – I can provide some reasons for my absence.  Over the last year and a half or so, I:

  • Got promoted
  • Joined a fancy gym; even got up in time to shlep downtown for 7am sessions with trainer (yes, y’all:  it was SERIOUS)
  • Finished 8-year-long home remodeling project (possibly involved procrastination)
  • Repeatedly and at length pondered the hotness of James Scott and Jason Thompson; wondered whether it had something to do with “J” names
  • Got promoted again
  • Met Great Guy (bonus: also Hot Guy)
  • Started dating Great Guy
  • Traveled a lot for work
  • Moved in with Great Guy
  • Surprised everyone by marrying Great Guy while on vacation, after dating for a whopping eight months (Disclaimer:  Well, we surprised almost everyone, except our immediate families, who were there, and a couple of friends, including Mallory, who was a voice of sanity and fashion advice.  Disclaimer #2:  Our wedding was at a ski lodge and one of my fellow soap-watching friends pointed out that from the photos it reminded her of Grant and Vicki’s wedding on AW, so now I have THAT to deal with.)
  • Watched my soaps as required for our SOD column; had several GH-related rage-induced blackouts
  • Got a puppy (He is crazy adorable.  I would put photos up here, but I'd rather not give you concrete proof that I've lost my edge, showing my progression from posting screencaps like this to posting ones of an adorable widdle pupppyyyyy.  I will instead post them on Facebook, where people who would mock me face the immense threat of being defriended by someone who logs on once every three months.)
  • Got a fancy new steam front-loading washer and dryer (Okay, this one hasn’t affected the time I have to dedicate to the blog or column, but it just happened last week and they are AMAZING and, I’m reasonably certain, life-changing.)

So, there you go.  Lots of changes, basically all wonderful, but my “free” time all but disappeared or was re-allocated to things that had to take priority over mocking the many mockable aspects of daytime dramas -- so you know they HAD to be good things, because seriously...

And now having already engaged in that narcissistic bulleting, let me go all out.  I don't want to sound like a phony Emmy-speech or anything, but I'm going to just "spontaneously" pull a printed index card out of my sweaty hand to thank:

  • The fabulous-in-every-way Mallory for being the best co-blogger a girl could ask for, and an even better friend, if that's possible.
  • Stephanie Sloane at Soap Opera Digest for finding our little blog and giving us a magazine column, which STILL sounds ridiculous (in a delightful way) when I type it out.  Thanks to Steph also for letting me speak my hypercritical and biased mind over the years with almost no editing (except for grammatical and punctuation errors, which I imagine were many but that she's somehow managed never to comment on).
  • Louise for stepping in with her wit and soap-wisdom to bring OLTL fans to the blog, and taking on a new soap to cover here and in the magazine.
  • All of you, dear readers, for providing awesome feedback and insight about the shows you love so much.  (Er, and those you hate so much...so very, very much.)
  • Soaps, especially Days of Our Lives and General Hospital, for hooking me as a youngster and providing such great grist for our bitchy mill. 
  • katie f, for keeping me grounded.

So all that is my long-winded way of saying thank you, and please don't talk too much crap about me after I'm gone. 


Best of luck! And thanks for all the funny blogs over the years!

Becca, I'm so glad you plan on being professor emeritus and dropping in the occasional blog post, because you are hilarious, snarky, intelligent, and a damn good writer.

You will be missed!

Thanks for all the laughs and the insights.

And the best of luck!

Congratulations Becca. It sounds like you're moving forward. Best of all, you won't have to fly into a rage because "you have to" watch General Hospital. Best of luck to you!

You will be missed!

You'll be missed!!!

Thanks for all your wonderful posts! Best wishes in everything!!

Good for you Becca! You will be missed.

but you're still going to write for SOD, right? Thank you for all of your posts!

But! I... oh. I'm going to miss you, and not just because you wrote about the only soap I watch (Days), and now I haven't had reason to read Serial Drama for a long time. You're extremely creative and funny, and that is awesome.

Congrats on all the good stuff, and may it continue for a very, very long time. Take care.

I've missed your posts, Becca, but I totally understand about the realities of, well, real life.

Good luck in the future and I hope you'll still drop in now and then.

Wow! I'm really going to miss your (highly entertaining) columns, but I'm glad to know it's because things are going so well for you. I'm so happy for you and I look forward to your occasional pop-ins.

Congrat on all the wonderful things in your life.. Enjoy !

still thinking that PVPD is better than the keystone cops at PCPD (General Hospital) who aren't allowed ever to solve a crime and also arrest the wrong person everytime

Aww Becca! Congratulations on all the wonderful things that have happened in your life!

Thank you for all the wonderful posts, good luck and all the best.

Congratulations and best wishes, Becca! It won't be the same without you, but Louise is a worthy successor. The blogger is [semi-retired due to awesome life events]; long live the blogger!

You have been missed and will continue to be missed. I'm glad to know that it was for good and happy reasons.

Please pop in once in a while to mock soaps the way only you can.

Congratulations, Becca! I hope I don't bring too much shame to your legacy 'round these parts. And I look forward to your emeritus visits!

Becca, I'm so glad your life has been going in great and crazy ways for the last year! I will miss your columns, but I wish you happiness!

Becca, I understand the effect a Great Guy can have on your life (and hope to one day also fully comprehend the life-changing capabilities of a fancy new steam front-loading washer and dryer) but that doesn't mean your snarky insight won't be missed around these parts.

Congrats and best wishes!

Aww, Becca! Congrats on your marriage and promotion and puppy and new washer and dryer. I have to say, I became more and more excited with each development in your life in the last year than I've most likely been about anything on soaps.

I will miss your columns but I'm happy knowing that we'll have Louise. I look forward to your occasional posts.

Thanks for giving us readers a shout out as well as katie f (who I still think may be Katie Frons)......good times indeed.

Sniffle. Thanks, everyone!

Aww wow, you will be truly missed !! And best of luck in all the wonderful things happening in your life !!


Your absence has been felt over the past few months. I'm glad to hear it was good things that have kept you from snarking. I wish you all the best and look forward to getting the occasional treat when you post, instead of wondering if you're ok. Good Luck!!!

Good luck and best wishes. You will be missed. Thanks for the laughter.

Congratulations Becca! I hope in the future Mallory can still blog about some of your hilarious interactions, like when the news about Jonathan Jackson returning hit, or when you had the discussion about whether Dylan Cash (versus Dillon Quartermaine) was hot. Best wishes for the future - you will be missed.

Becca, as I'm sure is obvious to you by now, you will certainly be missed in these parts. Just so you know I still laugh out loud when I think of TONY ON A HORSE! Congratulations on all the wonderful things that have happened to you over the last few years!

I look forward to the pleasant suprise your random future posts will bring!

Good luck!

Becca, I've missed your posts and will continue to, but am so glad to hear you have such good things going on that are taking you away from us! Louise is a worthy successor and will do you proud.

Looking forward to your drive-by snarkings! And I'm with Maya - I think the live post you and Mallory did about some daytime awards show awhile back was hysterical so I hope will occasionally tag team again. Take care!

Good luck in your future Becca and thanks for all the enjoyment you have provided me with your snark.

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