Watch This Space

You guys. You GUYS. To say that I profusely apologize for being an absentee soap-snarker does not even do it justice; I'm completely overwhelmed by feelings of guilt and shame over the amount of half-written posts that have piled up over the week and sat, ignored, while I was distracted by the Olympics and an insane amount of real life nonsense. And the thing is that there is SO MUCH that I WANT to say. I want to squeal over Dante and Lulu, and swoon breathlessly over John McBain, and make a variety of ill-timed references to Small Wonder while talking about Jason, and share with you my ideas for a comedy spinoff starring Heather and Todd. And I planned to do all of that until THIS:

Steve: So, my mother's accomplice wearing the mask -- you never saw his face?

I became all sorts of dumber after having heard this. We're lucky that I am still typing in full sentences and not just drooling on my keyboard, because I could actually feel my IQ plunge. I know he is fictional and that he has fictional malpractice insurance, but I worry about him performing surgery on fictional people and operating on their vital organs. Is there a fictional watchdog group we could inform about his difficulties with common sense? This is a fictional lawsuit waiting to happen.

Comments

[LadyBug]

Lol.

[gjb]

Steve Webber: DUMBEST CHARACTER EVER!!!!

[Beth R.]

Oh God...he's totally still needs to learn a brain is not a foot doesn't he?

[sheri]

LOL I thought of that comedy spinoff of heather and todd this afternoon on twitter. I have been trying to come up with a name???LOL

[Cindy]

@Sheri I think Crazy Calling would be the perfect title for their spinoff. Because one just can't get enough of that phrase.

[Janet B.]

Mallory, when you post again you must also tell us how you feel about not being able to (affectionately) write "fat-headed Joss" again, except with nostalgia. She sure grew up fast up in her bedroom.

[LizM]

Janet B., that was my first thought when I saw the aged Joss...no more adorable fat-headed baby - poor Mallory! They'd better keep Cam as cast, or there will be a revolt from Serial Drama readers.

[Janet B.]

Yes LizM, I love the kid who plays Cam and I hope they leave him as is!

[Bill C.]

Oh, Mallory...I'm shocked you didn't go for "A mask is not a face."

(Insert required "STFU, Steven Lars" here.)

[LadyBug]

A foot is not a brain? Bahahaha! OLTL's Dr. Greg Evans was a riot. I LMAO at the scene of Greg running weirdly down the hospital hallway.

[Nike Air Max]

Brooke is gorgeous, Hope is gorgeous, the location is gorgeous. Rapist and Liam ruin the scene though. Poor Hope will only suffer with Lame :-(