Short On Words, Long On Exclamation Points

Maybe it's the hypothermia* messing with my reading comprehension**, but I seem to be under the impression that Thorsten Kaye--Thorsten Freaking Kaye, you guys, as Zach Freaking Slater. THORSTEN! KAYE!--is headed to Prospect Park's All My Children and Jack Wagner--JACK WAGNER--Jack "OHMIGOD, you guys, Jack Wagner as Frisco. Frisco. Frisco!" Wagner--is returning to General Hospital and...that cannot be true, can it? It can and it is and all I can do is clap like a deranged seal!***

*No, REALLY. I know I say all the time "I'm so not melodramatic, but [insert absolutely ludicrous imaginary side effect of watching a television show here!]", but...it is so, so cold. And my office is so, so cold that the seltzer I had on my desk started to freeze and my rings kept falling off. FRIGID!

**When I first read this news, I saw "Frisco" as "Franco" and I literally gasp-shrieked and dropped my phone and almost started to cry. The saddest part about that sentence, besides my inability to read, is that I am not exaggerating. That is what just imagining a glimpse of the name Franco does to me. Did you guys see his poem about President Obama? I died a thousand deaths.

***And momentarily crash back down to earth by raising an eyebrow quizzically at the names not listed on the AMC returns list. Like Kanes and Chandlers, for example. I mean, granted, I would for sure watch a full hour of just Jill Larson as Opal, being hilarious, but...I don't know what to make of this.

I have no such misgivings about Jack Wagner's return--all of that is just pure awesome.

Comments

[ALC]

Awesome Frisco news!

Folks, please reassure me that Ron C and the Powers That Be will let Anna & Duke end up together (after all of the requisite twists and turns). The angst and tension between those characters is painful to watch!

[Stephanie]

Jack Wagner was my first TV crush back at the ripe old age of 10. I loved Frisco and Felicia. Loved! But then Jack left the show and Mac entered the picture. It took a while, but I finally got on board the Mac and Felicia bandwagon and they became my favorite. And as exciting as it is to hear Frisco is coming back, I worry this means the end for Felicia and Mac (for the million time!). Can we please not screw Mac over AGAIN? This poor guy. I really can't take it.

I am thinking there are some Frisco and Felicia fans who would like to pummel me for my comment.

[SZima]

I just hope Thorsten Kaye will continue his role on "Smash." I love him as Angelica Houston's boyfriend.

[Judy]

I squealed when I saw on Facebook that TK was in! I don't even LIKE AMC. But for him, I'd watch! Zach and Kendall were so hot!

I didn't know that he's on Smash. Wow, I might have to watch that sometime - not enough gorgeous men to look at on the air.